A: Betty, what’s your ideal husband like?
B: Well, he must be intelligent and kind. To be in medium height is ok.
A: If that is all, I bet it’s easy for you to have one immediately, such as…
B: You mean you? Oh, you’re so “modest”. I think it’s time to add more requirements. My ideal husband must be diligent, optimistic, ambitious, and humorous, knows how to take care of others, and have a lot of friends as well.
A: Why you’ve changed your requirements so quickly? Just now, you said you just want a nice person!
B: Everything changes from time to time, and there’s no exception for love.
A: How about the guy sitting over there?
B: Where? You mean that waiter? He’s a gay!
A: …
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